Don't ask us - we know we are old washed up fugly rocker dudes. AND YET, we still get hot women takin' pictures of their cans for us to put on display. And display we will, why not YOURS?

We get all kinds of stuff - but we ask just a few things. We don't want to see you banging anything. Gay, Lesbian, solo, barn yard sex, banging the dog, cats, chickens - whatever,... please keep them to yourself. Ok, yeah - we are weird but not that god damn weird. Well you can send them, we just won't post 'em - we will write songs about them and you tho!

We want cans!

In case you don't know, cans are the mammalian protuberances attached to women. We like 'em big, small, happy, extra floppy, bouncey, and perkie. Take your own pictures in a mirror, have a friend do it, whatever. Just be 18 years or older.

Don't send us crap you found somewhere else online and NO we aren't coming to your house to take the pictures for you. OK, we might. You can post your pix yourself or send them to us and we'll do it for you. Go to the LIVER forum and post away or sign up for LIVERNATION and create your own special web page loaded with your own personalized filth. WE WANNA SEE AND SHARE YOUR CANS WITH EVERYONE!