You might be completely befuddled and new to the world of LIVER or you may be a long time LIVER fan. Heck you may even be a fan just unwilling to admit to it but have questions. You could be here looking for information on the actual human liver, or dare I say looking for recipes for cooking liver. ( ya sicko! )
Well, welcome to our ever growing F.A.Q. page. Contrary to popular assumptions, especially with this site, F.A.Q. stands for Frequently Asked Questions and not Faggot Ass Queers. Which is redundant and useless not to mention offensive.
We will add and keep adding to our F.A.Q. page so you may want to come back and check often. If the other "F.A.Q." pops up we will defer those questions to Lewd Leo who is indeed a Faggot Ass Queer and damn proud of it. So here we go, the LIVER: Frequently Asked Questions
When did LIVER form?
Technically the three main founders, Jeff Hickman, Claudio Von Statzell, and Max Murdok have always done this, created stupid songs, as far back as they all can remember. In 1987 while in "serious" bands the three would get together and make up songs to make each other laugh.
Why are the songs so warped?
When LIVER was first formed the songs were warped but by todays standards they aren't really that offensive any more. The object, as its always been, has been to make each other ( in LIVER ) laugh.
Whats with the name? Why LIVER?
We actually didn't name ourselves. We had an album called "Piping Hot Liver" and a bunch of kids started calling it the LIVER tape. Claudio gave it the acronym Loud Irritating Vulgar & Extremely Rude. Plus, no one like liver.
Are there really over 1000 songs?
Hard to say. We have some farts, a pluck of a guitar string then a giggle and we call that a song. We don't define songs as music. If its on ( at the time ) tape, or CD and last longer than half a second we call it a song. Its our band, we make up the rules.
Can I get involved?
YES! We love that. There are no rules when it comes to LIVER. You can lay down a drum track, play a guitar part, write a song, do whatever you do. If it works, fits, its in! Nothing makes us happier than when someone "gets it" ( What LIVER's about ) and wants to contribute.
Why did you make this huge web site?
We aren't getting any younger. This next album may be our last. We wanted the site to be kind of our legacy and museum in a way. LIVER is its own thing. We just help it a long by adding to the noises it makes. But its bigger than anyone who is a part of it. So the site will be around a long time, hopefully longer than any of us. We want it to be a place for people to come to & laugh, get disgusted, be entertained, confused, whatever. We may add things, like cartoons. Stories. Show some old videos. The web site is huge because LIVER is huge. Maybe not in popularity but in substance. A lot of twisted thoughts have gone into LIVER over the years.
More coming soon. CONTACT US with questions and we'll add them here!
