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Welcome to the LIVER site.
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LIVER SUCKS - 1987 to 2007 |
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Written by LIVER
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Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:00 |
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Welcome to our humble mess. We are in the process of designing the best web site portal for the worst band ever, the original Loud Irritating Vulgar and Extremely Rude sensation - LIVER A career than spans 20 years and over 1000 "songs" deserves a site that's sleek, polished and full of crap. And thats exactly what this will be. Yours to enjoy. So keep checking back, watch as we develop and slap shit together.  |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 03 January 2008 00:02 )
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Written by Administrator
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Wednesday, 07 July 2004 04:54 |
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 Liver, for 20 years has cranked out what no other band has done.... 1000 so called songs, music videos, and an unground cult following of unmatched proportions.
AND NOW, 20 years after uddering thier first filthy words in Wildwood New Jersey, International super shock rock stars finally invade YouTube. Of course, the videos are here as well and LIVER is only 3 years behind the times but better late than never. The COOL thing is, if you have AppleTV or a YouTube enabled cell phone you can watch LIVER anywhere. There may even be a few clips found no where else but YouTube - Drop by, and say hey! Too damn lazy to go over there? Well - what the hell is wrong with you? Ok ok - you can also watch the damn things here. CLICK IT yo! The LIVER videos are what seperated them from the pack, LIVER was a multimedia band long before the term multimedia existed. They aren't the best quality, but neither is LIVER! |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 23 December 2007 22:08 )
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Written by Claudio and Max
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Wednesday, 07 July 2004 05:00 |
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 Don't ask us - we know we are old washed up fugly rocker dudes. AND YET, we still get hot women takin' pictures of their cans for us to put on display. And display we will, why not YOURS?
We get all kinds of stuff - but we ask just a few things. We don't want to see you banging anything. Gay, Lesbian, solo, barn yard sex, banging the dog, cats, chickens - whatever,... please keep them to yourself. Ok, yeah - we are weird but not that god damn weird. Well you can send them, we just won't post 'em - we will write songs about them and you tho!  We want cans! In case you don't know, cans are the mammalian protuberances attached to women. We like 'em big, small, happy, extra floppy, bouncey, and perkie. Take your own pictures in a mirror, have a friend do it, whatever. Just be 18 years or older. Don't send us crap you found somewhere else online and NO we aren't coming to your house to take the pictures for you. OK, we might. You can post your pix yourself or send them to us and we'll do it for you. Go to the LIVER forum and post away or sign up for LIVERNATION and create your own special web page loaded with your own personalized filth. WE WANNA SEE AND SHARE YOUR CANS WITH EVERYONE! |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 23 December 2007 23:33 )
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Written by Administrator
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Friday, 06 October 2006 14:27 |
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Did you ever just wanna reach out and slug someone,..er - touch yourself,...wait,...um,.. I mean Did you ever want to reach out and touch LIVER? Well now you can. Feeling bored? Got something to say and email just won't cut it? Well - why not give us a call. Yeah you read that right. You, right now,... can call the LIVER "Luke-Warm" line and share your thoughts with us. Oh chances are pretty damn high we won't be picking up the phone but you don't want to talk to us anyway. Max just goes on and on about nothing and Claudio will randomly hang up on you. So here ya go: (303) XXX-XXXX ...and of course all long distance charges and what not apply. UPDATE! Sorry, the line is currently down. Feel free to send us a .wav or .mp3 of yourself doing or saying something rude, or dopey. Whatever works for you. We'll post more in the forum along with the girls and their cans!
Don't know what to say? Here are some previous calls: Message 1
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 23 December 2007 22:11 )
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The LIVER noise maker thingie. |
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Written by Lewd Leo
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Friday, 06 October 2006 14:29 |
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Yeah, we are talking about the little doo-dad over there on the left side...over there ya blind fuck, what the hell is wrong with you man? OK - better yet, look over there for something that looks like this thing. Yep - that is the super swell fly dope LIVER MP3 PLAYA and get this,... it's loaded with a TON of LIVER MP3's!!! Like whole entire LIVER albums. FREE! We can't ask you to pay for this stuff. Just go listen but first, he's how to use the god damn thing. See the "+" sign? Yeah ya do! - its on the bottom left corner. Jesus. LOOK!!!! OK - Click that, and it will open a list of availble songs and so called albums. Choose one or all then click the "X" to shut down the play list. The more times you click albums the more of the same instance of the damn album will load. Yeah, we could of written the code better - but don't be a tool and click it alot. Then, and god you should know this crap but pick a song and hit play. If you really like it, download it...send it to a co-worker you hate, a religious leader, or one of your parents. From time to time we'll add more shit - as we convert things from our 1000 plus song catalog. Yes, there are over 1000 LIVER songs. OK, we use the term song very loosely. If you never heard our stuff before, we'd LOVE to know whatcha think. Drop by the forum, sign up and let us know. Even tho we don't care, we would like you to start using the damn forum as we went thru a shit load of trouble making it. Post your own music, we don't care!  |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 23 December 2007 22:44 )
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