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What the hell good is a web site without a blog? Of course there will be the occasional scum bag that will post penis enlargement crap - we will do our best to murder those people. In their sleep of course. OTHERWISE this is the place to connect to us ( Claudio, Max, and our cast of half a dozen or less ) LIVER - as well as our friends & WoW Guild. We don't like calling people who "get" what we do "fans." You are friends, more like family - just as dysfunctional and also not invited to birthday parties or Bar/Bat Mitzvah's eithere.

We'll share all kinds of crap here on our blog but we want you to share whatever you want! Nothing is off topic. LIVER is Loud Irritating Vulgar and Extremely Rude and we welcome you to be that as well.Enjoy what we have, do with it as you wish ( this does not include blog spammers. You are welcome to pay to advertise but don't think anyone here gives a shit about whatever you're pushing.

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DeathLords: LIVER's WoW Guild

 

Hey now, its ok,....look up. Don't hang your head in shame. This is a good thing - REALLY! Max here and I am a proud World of Warcraft nerd! I have several "toons" in the DEATHLORDS guild. There's the guy pictured PUGGER. I also have UGGER, POPEMAXI and OBAMAJAMA. There are a couple others but those are the ones I play the most. Now here's the important part about the guild. Guilds are like a group of people, friends mostly that go out and do quests or dungeons together. They help each other out when it comes to getting gear, leveling, and with their in game professions among other things. A LOT of guilds are made of super anal retentive people who require your character to have this or that weapon, armor, item and put a lot of rules and regulations on its members. We don't do that shit. Look, its a GAME albeit a game that yes, you do need to be prepared for but in our minds, the members of the guild, we don't believe in any kind of rul that takes the fun out of playing the game.

So that means DEATHLORDS is a casual, no pressure, play as you go kind of guild. For us game play is just as important as socializing. As a guild we enjoy helping low levels get the items they need to level up. That includes making them armor or weapons, or taking them thru dungeons etc. If you are a member of DeathLords you aren't required to be online certain times, or attend "meetings" or what not. Casual means just that! No pressure, no stress, no strict rules. We do have some rules, like no begging for gold or runs thru instances. We do like to plan ahead when helping other "guildies". Our guild is made up of "older" people - usually couples, either married or just together for a long time. Sometimes they even bring their kids. We aren't what you would call a heavy raiding guild, or ( if the term is still being used ) an "End Game" guild. What we enjoy doing is getting a group together, running an instance, dungeon or area and either shoot the shit ( when we had vent, may get it again if we get more members ), or typing the shit in the chat window. No one comes down on anyone if they aren't expert players. If you take this game very serious, we are NOT the guild for you. But if you just want to play the damn game without someone being critical of your actions or being a tool to you. If you need help but when you ask, your current guild jumps all over you, if you are learning to play but are tired of WOW snobs who belittle you for asking questions, If all you really want to do is hang out and kill shit and do so with a great group of people who dig that too, then DeathLords is the guild for you!

You are reading this because you either came from the LIVER facebook fan page, saw the write up here on liversucks.com, or you are coming from the game itself as one of our members was trying to recruit. If you have any questions at all about our guild or wish to join us - please send MAX a message using our contact form. You can also contact the current guild manager Zoria in the game, or of course any of Max's "toons" PUGGER UGGER POPEMAXI and OBAMAJAMA. Don't forget Deathlords in on the server or realm called Suramar.

If we get some more people in the guild, more friends and fans of LIVER or people we met in the game who have joined DEATHLORDS; we'll make a section of the LIVER forum dedicated to guild business and information. Sign up for the site and you can add comments, ask questions and so on right here on this page.

So, nerd or not, we hope you come and join us. Even if you don't join the guild come over - pop in - and lets go kill shit. World of Warcraft gives you that 10 day freebie. Not sure how that works so go to the World of Warcraft main site and download the game. Its a huge download, expect it to take several hours. While you are D/Ling drop Max a message to let him know and he'll try and make it to the game to show you around. Come on, this is some groovy ass fun shitta.

Download the game, try it out, see for yourself. Come hang out with us, you owe yourself a few hours of mindless entertainment. Why not do it with Max?

 

 

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We Want You!

Be part of LIVER History! Be on our latest release. Send us a full song, a bass line, a shoe - whatever! Record yourself saying something, ANYTHING. Believe us when we say it'll be on the album. And yes, you can be real witty and tell us we need to grow up and that we are gay and that you just don't think we're funny. You can sing a little LIVER, make a political statement, fart, screw, hate on us/love on us, anything will work.

ALSO, we are givin' one lucky ( matter of perspective ) LIVER fan a chance to name, what just may be, the last LIVER album ever. If we pick your title idea you get a signed LIVER CD and a swell & sexy LIVER T-shirt. Not to mention be part of LIVER's 25 year history and into the future. Yes, li'l ol' you! FAMOUS! Well infamous at least. Sort of. In the under ground shock rock world. Maybe. Maybe not.

We just want the friends and fans of LIVER, who "get it", to be part of this project that for many reasons could be our last.

It'll live on like Bring the Lotion has and, for us, to have the people we care about, even the ones we could give a rats ass about, on the damn thing would mean a lot. If you shared a laugh with us on one of our songs or hate us because you had "Rolled in a ditch and broke his spine" stuck in your head more times than you care to remember, if you shook your head in disbelieve when we started doing this crap in 1987 or called into the local radio station to tell us we stink, if you helped in the studio by farting into the fart mic we had set up, or took boobie pictures of your cans and sent them in, we want you! Especially more boobie pictures!

Have fun with it. Whatever you do you can count on us appreciating it and putting it somewhere. For Album Title ideas, "TWEET Us!" pop your name idea up there on Twitter! If you have a file to upload or whatever CONTACT US first and we'll give you instructions on uploading, emailing or even snail mailing if needed. COOL? Now off with you, make with the merriment!!!

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Lost Cat Stanley

"Roamer brings his musical stylings to be another voice in the twisted LIVER choir! 

One of the three minds behind Lost Cat Stanley (www.myspace.com/lostcatstanley for more information).  Having a unique lack of any true musical ability, Roamer brings his wailing and moaning to a new level in the forthcoming LIVER project. 

When not working on music or tending to the mundane chores of life, Roamer can be found on World of Warcraft striking fear in the hearts of Horde everywhere as Theroamer, an alliance mage (either fear or helping their stats in bg's and arena...but fear sounds much more ominous and impressive. ;P)

*Editors Note (That would be Max ) NOTHING thrills me more than having my man Roamer in on all we do in LIVER. This
guy has been part of LIVER longer than I've known him! How he pulled that one off is beyond me, BUT I'm glad he did!

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NEW LIVER songs

Lookie there kids! Over to the left, see it? You don't? SURE YA DO! It's right there for Christ's Sake, yeah, the thing called NEW LIVER PREVIEWS. Ya got it now? Good! Anyway, its a few sneaky previews ( minus any vocals ) of up coming tracks that just might appear on the new, yet to be name - named by one of you, LIVER album. One is actually a remake of the infamous "Ginger's Chevy". The other one you may know, listen and see. Some popular Brit Metal Band did it. Keep dropping by, we may sneak some more crap in here. We don't wanna give away the whole g'damn album and spoil the surprise ya know.

For those of you who want to contribute this should help you get a feel of the new album. But as always, it's LIVER. Anything goes. Even if you don't have a musical bone in your body, record something - send it to us, and chances are it'll be on the new album.

Anyway, hope you like this. If you do bow in humble disbelief at Claudio. This is his handy work.

 

...and the guys quite handy.

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It's Claudio

"I'm gonna play a musical competition for you, it's called over the hills and through the grass and up your ass!"

At the very core of the machine known as LIVER is the mastermind, the CPU, the heart,.... Claudio.

It was Claudio, who at the time was in a band called Metal Heart with Jeff "The Wolf" Hickman who started it all. Claudio and Jeff were room mates and between band practice and working, would record "Stupid Songs" ona cheesy old 4-Track cassette machine. Originally they called themselves the Ghetto Bastards and then The Festering Cowboys, the songs and the style were the foundation of what would become LIVER.

"We'd record with the 4-Track slowed down so when played back at normal speed it would sound like psychotic demonic anti-social chipmonks. Just that alone was enough to crack us up. Add to that an out of tune guitar, or off meter drumbeat and it was MAGIC!"

Metal Heart was actually a vert talented band. Jeff and his brother Ron Hickman were very accomplished musicians as was Claudio on bass and were in a way competition at the time for Max and the band he was in Minx as both bands were from the same area and all were friends or new each other. Metal Heart was actually a far more talented band, and the musicianship far superior than Minx. But the same vibe applied. When Metal Heart started to feel more like a "job" to Claudio and Jeff their outlet was to do their 4-Track recordings, usually about the band, people in the band or in their building or just whatever annoyed the piss out of them that day. Instead of complaining about it, they'd do a "Stupid Song" instead.

 

"Oh - no,... NONE of the early stuff was ever written down. The music, the changes, the missing of the changes and all the lyrics were off the top of our heads. We'd lay down a couple tracks and then just bust out into what you could loosely call Poetry,...Vulgar Poetry and do just one take, then move on. There are close to 300 some odd songs or more like that. Random, luantic thought set to music."

Claudio and his girlfriend at the time had a son and moved in together and Jeff ended up moving in with Max, which is where and when it all ended up coming together and LIVER was born.

"We did sort of like a greatest hits, and Max called the album: PIPING HOT LIVER. He worked in a music store and played the music for a bunch of surfer kids,.. they'd leave and get their friends and come back saying HEY, PLAY THAT LIVER ALBUM and the name stuck. We figured nobody likes liver and shit, no one will like us too. It was very fitting."

Updated: You should get yourself an original design, designed and built by CLAUDIO!

 

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